So last night I get a friend request accepted on facebook from someone who I’m sure I didn’t send one to. Next thing I know I’ve got a message in my inbox. And Soo it starts…
I checked on ‘her’ profile. No friends in common. No female friends. Unemployed. Only a few friends at that and ‘her’ only posts were photo changes with various states of showing her cleavage. So having smelled a rat I decided to be the cat and have fun.
Well it all started politely enough. She asked if I wanted a relationship because she , I use the term she loosely, only wanted a serious relationship. I pointed out that I’m married and in the UK and that she is in the USA. Then she asked a few minor things. Then asked if there’s anyway I coukd ‘help’ her. Well long story short I let the conversation go on for maybe 4 hours and by this time I had an address and bank details of a man. I was asked how much could I se d. I replied 1 or 2 maybe 3 only to keep getting asked ‘ 1 or 2 what?’ They still didn’t get that I was taking the piss. Even when I said maybe I’d see what I could do after I’d watered the sheep and milked the goats they didn’t twig it, or after I said I need to take anti psychotic drugs and go out to buy rohibnol. Then when I told them I had to go check on the sheep because of the wolves…still I was asked had I transfered the money. I had a fantastic time. I even asked ‘her’ if she would celebrate my birthday in a year from yesterday. Nothing. way before this I thought I’d been rummbled but no. When I’d had enough I bluntly told them that I wasn’t born yesterday and various other truths too. Guess what happened? I still got asked if I’d transfered the money and was I ok? At that point I reported them to facebook and blocked them. I will also report the bank details to the bank today as they’re using their account for false purposes. It was huge fun. I’m sure it could of gone on for hours and hours more but they’ve lost 4+ Hours of their life and been kind of scammed back.
